Helpless Dancer

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Friday Fun – Gandalf Goes To The World Cup

I know its not fair but I can’t resist some of these jokes which I aim at the English Media rather than the true supporters who have suffered enough.

David Blaine is reportedly furious after England crashed out of the World Cup – his record of doing absolutely nothing in a box for 42 days was broken by Wayne Rooney.

The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town today. “It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope,” said Jamal, aged six.

I hear Oxo are making a new product. The packaging is white with a red cross and they’re calling it the laughing stock.

What’s the difference between the England team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, “Can you manage dear?” To which the old lady replied: “No way. You got yourself into this mess. Don’t ask me to sort it out!”

What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A referee.

What does the Englishman do when England wins the World Cup? He switches off the Play Station.

What’s the difference between Wayne Rooney and Shrek? Shrek can save the day.

What’s the difference between a faulty jet engine and Wayne Rooney? The jet engine eventually stops whining

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July 2, 2010 - Posted by | Footbal, Humour, Video | ,

1 Comment »

  1. You don’t have to be apologetic. I’m English and I’m enjoying the World Cup jokes. If we don’t laugh, we’d cry.
    Newsbiscuit are having a lot of fun at England’s expense.

    Comment by Phil | July 2, 2010 | Reply


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